READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I skipped work to stalk him.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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