Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
My Sexting was not on an AP level
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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