then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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