I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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