Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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