question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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