pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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