got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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