Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
