Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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