the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
wow bdsm is so cute
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