I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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