420 ftw
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
