I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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