Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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