im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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