right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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