"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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