i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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