Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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