I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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