absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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