Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I smell like Dick and happiness
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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