Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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