I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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