we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
