He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
