apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
