You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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