ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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