In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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