I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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