Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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