**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Everything about him screamed your future.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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