More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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