I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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