Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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