I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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