if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize