My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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