On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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