Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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