There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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