Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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