it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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