i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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