Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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