I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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