My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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