I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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