it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
