so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
where are my eyebrows?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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