I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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