told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I think people are normalizing furries
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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