sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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