i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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