She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
